Dear: Internet
So far today I was called a noob at least 5 times even though I tried to explain myself I soon learnt that there is no explanation for being a noob; I must go masturbate for comfort. Today I went to buy myself 2 pets I named one KOFI and the other GBEVENYOLO or something I forgot….. I still miss my other pets LUCKY_CUM and DEMON_CUM but I still got my other pet DEVIL_CUM I remember selling them to pet molesters for 90 tixs and 1.5m I will do a ceremony for my loving pets .
5:00pm
1. The ceremony will start with me insulting my best friend/ brother DEATH_SPREE this always results in an insulting show off with 50% of me wining todays battle before our mom tells us to keep it down.
2. The next step is my pre- pooping ceremony the first one is to make sure if I indeed have to take a dump, the second has to do with pleasure of pooping and the last is to honour my newly sold pets LUCKY_CUM and DEMON_CUM R.I.P and don’t allow the molester to touch you in bad places.
With all my love for my pets
--SILVER_BULLET