by Timenado » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:24 am
I have some jokes:
There should be a children's song: "If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep."
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the principal!"
Going to school is like playing video games...you've got to get through twelve levels before you're finished.
During a computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
"I was just asking her a question," the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher tersely replied.
"Okay," he answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "i".
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie. Always say, "I am."
Millie: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo? It never came back.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you!
MORE JOKES COMING UP SOON!